Zoom
Speak Volumes
The remote workplace is a nightmare for women: studies show women are interrupted 50% of the time in meetings and 96% of these interruptions took place as a result of men speaking over them.
As the premier post-pandemic meeting space for companies across the globe, Zoom can improve the male-run workplace through some key tweaks. After all, your voice should speak volumes, not theirs.
JUST SMILE AND NOD
About to talk over a colleague?
Zoom will provide you with the first warning before further action takes place.
No Really,
Shut Up
If Zoom’s new AI tool catches you interrupting, Zoom will temporarily mute you and replace your camera feed with one of our happy, supportive cheerleaders, silently cheering your colleague on (which is what you should have been doing in the first place).
NEED US TO HOLD YOUR HAND?
Zoom will release a series of instructional guides designed to walk men step-by-step through how not to be a d*ck in the workplace. ‘Cause apparently you need that.